I'm going to stuff it and put it down my trousers
Some have expressed doubt about the catch, noting that no one was around to witness it. Professor Von Schnarchen of the Guinness Book of Records told them to quit carping. "It is bigger than average, certainly, but fish this size are increasingly common. There is certainly no reason for suspicion."
Fishing cheat Brad Delong was left red-faced last year when he won a bet by catching a haddock that he bought from pet shop three days earlier.