Wednesday, October 11, 2006

You are a British fox. How would you most like to be killed?

a) I would like to be shot by a farmer.

b) I would like to be chased cross country by posh people, then bitten by dogs.

c) I would like to be dug out by terriers, then bashed on the head with a shovel.

d) I would like to be mown down by traffic.

e) I would like to be caught in a wire snare.

f) I would like to be trapped in a cage, then stoned to death with champagne bottles in an Oxbridge college.

Answers in the comments

(This is a joke, I like option c)

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