Sunday, March 18, 2007

vista

As you probably already know, the Onion is America's finest news sourse. So when I was researching Vista on the web I naturally wanted to know what they had to say about it. Here's their take:
    • Microsoft Word's helpful paper-clip icon now blinks at rate of normal humans
    • Enhanced graphics on "System Is Not Responding" pop-up window
    • Five new card-back designs for Solitaire
    • Something that Apple would never, ever dream up in a billion years
    • 4,391 security flaws to be patched over next 15 years
    • Promise of broad, open-minded future or some bullshit
    • Lists blocked wireless connections with greater speed and accuracy

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