Some sick bastard has scratched my car. There is black stuff, there is some missing paint and there is a small dent. This is all on the driver side of the car!! The side that has hubcaps! The unblemished side! The side I see when I want to get into the car!! It was a hit and run, so there will be no (voluntary) compensation.
I've reported the incident to the police. They say they'll let me know the minute anything turns up.