Last year I saw a pigeon misjudge its saunter out the way out of slow moving car. It was a near thing, but he got caught the very edge of the tyre.
Today though the bloody thing was looking right at the car and seemed to think about its options. Standing still would have done fine, but he jumped right into the bumper and wham! Feathers everywhere. I don't want to have to worry about them. Idiots.