Thursday, March 27, 2008

Clinton's Schedule Released

Some highlights

  • Feb. 16, 1993, 10:15 a.m.—Pick Cambridge, VT as village that will raise Chelsea during her father's term.
  • March 11, 1993, 8:59 a.m.—Take deep breath; 9:00 a.m.—Introduce new, shorter haircut to American people.
  • April 27, 1994, 3:00 p.m.—Finish The New York Times crossword puzzle during Nixon's funeral.
  • Dec. 20, 1995, 7 p.m.—Attempt to decorate White House Christmas tree, then put down box of ornaments, say "This is bullshit," and walk out.
  • Jan. 25, 1996, 4:15 p.m.—Document Shred-a-Thon '96.
  • Aug. 21, 1999, 4:38 a.m.—After screening The Sixth Sense, order Secret Service to check on every noise you hear during the night.

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