Wednesday, March 12, 2008

Starbucks To Begin Sinister 'Phase Two' Of Operation

Will it astonish you to discover that this Onion article is hilarious?

"To our valued Starbucks customer: Just wait until you see the exciting changes we've got in store for you as part of our new Phase Two. When you finally see what we've got brewing here at Starbucks, you'll have no choice but to love it."

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